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Best Man Jokes for You to Use

Best Man Jokes for You to Use

Best man jokes always go down well – in fact they’re even expected! If you don’t know the right kind of jokes then just remember you need to keep it in good taste. If it’s something you wouldn’t be comfortable saying in front of your grandmother, don’t say it!

Here are a few joke ideas for you to use:

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery. – George Nathan

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it, as does some of your spouse’s family.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. – William Shakespeare

A good marriage is like a casserole. Only those responsible for it really know what’s in it.

It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.

We always believe our first love is our last and our last love our first.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. – George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes you might also want to come up with your own best man jokes to keep things personal – but never do anything that could offend the groom or anyone else there! If you want more examples to use then I recommend you check out the Best Man Speech Guide.

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